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Song Parodies -> "The Most 'Take It Back' Time Of The Year"
Original Song Title:
"The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year"
Original Performer:
Andy Williams
Parody Song Title:
"The Most 'Take It Back' Time Of The Year"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
It's the most "Take It Back" time of the year
Big bucks, stores are shelling out,
Stuff they've been selling out
Winds up back here..
It's the most "Take It Back" time of the year
Poppa buys momma mittens,
But she wanted kittens, so
Right back to Macy's they go
That print shirt of flannel was
Too large for Daniel,
To fit it he'll need years to grow..so
It's the most "Take it Back' time of the year
Crazy long lines of standing
Irate folks demanding
Their refunds in high gear..
It's the most "Take it Back" time of the year
It's the most return it time for all gifts
Clerks get weary of clerking
So, there's substitutes working
All the overtime shifts..
It's the most returning time for all gifts
It's the most "Take it Back" time of the year
A young couple engaging
Break up with enraging,
Girl says, "Take your ring, here!"
It's the most "Take it Back" time of the year
It's the most "Take it Back" time of the year
Weary parents are wishin'
They could take back their children
To a hospital near,
It's the most "Take it Back" time of the year..
It's the most "Take it Back" time of the year
Big bucks, stores are shelling out,
Stuff they've been selling out
Winds up back here..
It's the most "Take It Back" time of the year
Poppa buys momma mittens,
But she wanted kittens, so
Right back to Macy's they go
That print shirt of flannel was
Too large for Daniel,
To fit it he'll need years to grow..so
It's the most "Take it Back' time of the year
Crazy long lines of standing
Irate folks demanding
Their refunds in high gear..
It's the most "Take it Back" time of the year
It's the most return it time for all gifts
Clerks get weary of clerking
So, there's substitutes working
All the overtime shifts..
It's the most returning time for all gifts
It's the most "Take it Back" time of the year
A young couple engaging
Break up with enraging,
Girl says, "Take your ring, here!"
It's the most "Take it Back" time of the year
It's the most "Take it Back" time of the year
Weary parents are wishin'
They could take back their children
To a hospital near,
It's the most "Take it Back" time of the year..
It's the most "Take it Back" time of the year
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The lines at customer service are almost as bad as MVA this time of year. Funny stuff.
clever post-christmas theme...here are some nonreturnable fives
The other side of the Christmas shopping season deserves its own classic song. And you've provided it.
455. A couple times the pacing wasn't quie how I remembered, but please don't get me wrong--it's funny! :)
Good one... :)
Thanks to Jeff, alvin, Patrick, Jonathan S., and Mr.Mac
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