They’re the most wonderful writes, and they’re here,
With great kidders, I’m telling
You, my laughter’s swelling; that’s why I’m endeared
To the most wonderful site that’s right here.

I am laugh-laughing when I see them all.
My yuks hunger needs feeding, so that’s why I’m reading;
Gut busting, I bawl—
I am laugh-laughing when I read them all.

Oh, this parody posting
And OSes roasting
Assuage my cares, so there I go.
Now I’m toasting the stories
And I’m wanting more, please, of
Ribaldry, ho-ho-ho-ho!

They’re the most funderful writes, and they’re here.
They give much tickle-boning:
The funny one! Moaning
Ain’t what you will hear
As folks post punderful writes that I cheer.

It’s a party of posting
And old OS roasting
These carefree sings—please give me mo’!
I see parody glories
And rare-to-read stories;
This host boasts the most ho-ho-ho.

As they post wonderful rhymes through the year.
There’ll be much tickle-boning:
The funny one! Groaning
Won’t dampen my cheer
As these most funderful rhymes
And these most punderful rhymes
Post—the most wonderful rhymes are right here!