Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Takin Care Of Quizno's"
Original Song Title:
"Takincare Of Business"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bachman Turner Overdrive
Parody Song Title:
"Takin Care Of Quizno's"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
I get up every mornin the alarm clock's warnin,
got to make those buns look pretty
there's a rack right up,above
where buns are cooled and we love it
when the buns sometimes look like titties
and if the meat's on mine, then I know it tastes fine,
and I drop some mustard on just for today
as I'm reading sigmund freud,
while I'm gainfully employed
I hope I don't see "JARED" today
takin care of quizno's
everyday
takin care of quizno's
quit subway
takin care of quizno's
it's allright
takin care of quizno's
and fillin in my time uh huh
my employment was courted,
cause the way I make assorteds
is an art form at least I've been told
and the ham and cheese selection
can give a corpse an erection
just with the shape of those tittie like rolls
people see me havin fun,
puttin food between the buns,
salt and pepper okay?
indigestion we avoid,
when my food is employed
just have a sub it lasts you all day
takin care of quizno's
everyday
takin care of quizno's
quit subway
takin care of quizno's
it's allright
takin care of quizno's
and fillin in my time uh huh
guitar lead
I get up every mornin the alarm clock's warnin,
got to make those buns look pretty
there's a rack right up,above
where buns are cooled and we love it
when the buns sometimes look like titties
and if the meat's on mine, then I know it tastes fine,
and I drop some mustard on just for today
as I'm reading sigmund freud,
while I'm gainfully employed
I hope I don't see "JARED" today
takin care of quizno's
everyday
takin care of quizno's
quit subway
takin care of quizno's
it's allright
takin care of quizno's
and fillin in my time uh huh
got to make those buns look pretty
there's a rack right up,above
where buns are cooled and we love it
when the buns sometimes look like titties
and if the meat's on mine, then I know it tastes fine,
and I drop some mustard on just for today
as I'm reading sigmund freud,
while I'm gainfully employed
I hope I don't see "JARED" today
takin care of quizno's
everyday
takin care of quizno's
quit subway
takin care of quizno's
it's allright
takin care of quizno's
and fillin in my time uh huh
my employment was courted,
cause the way I make assorteds
is an art form at least I've been told
and the ham and cheese selection
can give a corpse an erection
just with the shape of those tittie like rolls
people see me havin fun,
puttin food between the buns,
salt and pepper okay?
indigestion we avoid,
when my food is employed
just have a sub it lasts you all day
takin care of quizno's
everyday
takin care of quizno's
quit subway
takin care of quizno's
it's allright
takin care of quizno's
and fillin in my time uh huh
guitar lead
I get up every mornin the alarm clock's warnin,
got to make those buns look pretty
there's a rack right up,above
where buns are cooled and we love it
when the buns sometimes look like titties
and if the meat's on mine, then I know it tastes fine,
and I drop some mustard on just for today
as I'm reading sigmund freud,
while I'm gainfully employed
I hope I don't see "JARED" today
takin care of quizno's
everyday
takin care of quizno's
quit subway
takin care of quizno's
it's allright
takin care of quizno's
and fillin in my time uh huh
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
The Freud part made me laugh. Also, the name "Quizno's" makes me laugh and it makes a great title. Great job.
Excellent work!
LOL, You got the trifecta.
Your Probaly my fav parodier
This one came right from your sub-conscious? It's the best sub-sandwich parody since my own "Don't Eat There At Subway."
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bachmanturneroverdrive0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1178
