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Song Parodies -> "Shi'ite Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Shi'ite Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

The original first verse is usually dropped in later versions, but it's in this OS lyric here.
The sun is shining
The sand is brown
The palm trees and buildings sway
In horrible disarray
Where suicide bombers lay
Though it's December the 24th
Shi'ite and Sunni fight, South and North

I'm living an Iraq Christmas
Destructiveness is all I know
Burning rooftops glisten
And children listen
To hear rocket launchers blow

I'm dreaming we not fight, Christmas
May flames no longer light the night
May the peaceful prospects be bright
May they find peace, Sunni and Shi'ite


Amen. Tommy's holiday greeting to all is at his other post today, "(I Can't Work This) Da*n Contraption". © 2006 Tommy Turtle.
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Phil Alexander - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
And may your wishes come true this Christmas...
alvin rhodes - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
peace on earth....sounds good to me
Matthias - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
May Allah hear your words, and grant your wishes
Tommy Turtle - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Phil Alexander, alvin rhodes, Matthias, thanks... let's all hope so.
AFW - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
A great prayer for the Holidays
Tommy Turtle - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW, thanks.
Johnny D - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
555 Amens.
Tommy Turtle - December 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny D.

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