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Song Parodies -> "Oyster Parade"

Original Song Title:

"Easter Parade"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Oyster Parade"

Parody Written by:

Parody Pete

The Lyrics

In your Oyster bonnet,
With all the seafood on it
You'll be the wierdest lady
In the Oyster Parade..

Clams that nest in clover
A dogfish you call Rover
You'll prob'lly win high honors
In the Oyster Parade..

With your Cod fish clothes..
And your netted hose..
Lobster Camera men.. will snap us
And you'll find that you're in
The tabloid, Starfish...

Oh I could cook stew on it
Your lovely Oyster bonnet
Glad you're the girl I'm taking
To the Oyster Parade..




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alvin - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
wonderfully surreal...i like the way your mind works
PP - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you, alvin
2Eagle - July 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny in a bizarre way. At first I thought you meant goyim who pepper their speech with foregin words.

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