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Song Parodies -> "Mayan-Shawnee Baby"
Original Song Title:
"Melancholy Baby"
Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Mayan-Shawnee Baby"
Parody Written by:
Chief Engineer
The Lyrics
How. Me Chief Running Tab, of Skwats-To-Pee tribe of Shawnee. Me also Chief Engineer of Stinker Industries. This is parody I wrote to woo my wife (then-girlfriend) Partly Cloudy, of the Slap-A-Ho tribe.
Come to Chief, my Mayan-Shawnee baby,
Or could it be your ancestry is Sioux?
Guessing lineage is chancy, maybe
But Chief bets you’ve got family from Peru
Chief is sad our numbers are declining
Every year the Shawnee are more few
If you were my squaw, to our teepee we’d withdraw
And make ourselves a new papoose or two!
< instrumental break, Chief do tribal rain dance here >
Partly Cloudy, for you Chief is pining
Wants big-heap to get alone with you
Won’t you hunt-um deer, with a poor Chief Engineer
And we’ll end up in my teepee built for two!
Or could it be your ancestry is Sioux?
Guessing lineage is chancy, maybe
But Chief bets you’ve got family from Peru
Chief is sad our numbers are declining
Every year the Shawnee are more few
If you were my squaw, to our teepee we’d withdraw
And make ourselves a new papoose or two!
< instrumental break, Chief do tribal rain dance here >
Partly Cloudy, for you Chief is pining
Wants big-heap to get alone with you
Won’t you hunt-um deer, with a poor Chief Engineer
And we’ll end up in my teepee built for two!
Copyright (C) 2008 by The Stinker.
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Hey Chief, better 'run a tab', as this princess needs muy Wampum !
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