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Song Parodies -> "Black Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Black Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Melanie Lee
The Lyrics
Merry Christmas, y'all!
I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas:
The blending of a gospel choir
Singing "Rise Up, Shepherd"
And carols peppered
With jazz rhythms that inspire!
I'm dreaming of a brown turkey
With candied yams and cheese and mac!
May that soulful season not lack,
And may all your Christmases be Black!
I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas.
My Holy Family's not pink!
They have deep bronzed faces
And hair with traces
Of true Middle Eastern kink!
I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas:
A dozen cousins' gifts to wrap!
May your kinfolk not give you flack!
And may all your Christmases be Black!
The blending of a gospel choir
Singing "Rise Up, Shepherd"
And carols peppered
With jazz rhythms that inspire!
I'm dreaming of a brown turkey
With candied yams and cheese and mac!
May that soulful season not lack,
And may all your Christmases be Black!
I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas.
My Holy Family's not pink!
They have deep bronzed faces
And hair with traces
Of true Middle Eastern kink!
I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas:
A dozen cousins' gifts to wrap!
May your kinfolk not give you flack!
And may all your Christmases be Black!
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A Merry Christmas to everyone of all races and colors.
Nicely done, Melanie. Merry Christmas. ;)
All I can say is "Hallelujah, Sista!"
Nice twist on the OS.
Well done!
Shame U don't have a recorded version. I would have had it playing on our site www (dot) idoabc (dot) co (dot) uk..An inclusive EXCLUSIVE Shopping experience for all to purchase beautiful gifts and presents from the best black owned businesses!! Shssh!...SHARE and spread the word...xx www (dot) IDoABC (dot) co (dot) uk (I'm Dreaming of A BLACK Christmas)
this is a great parody song related to the movie Black Christmas.
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