The ice and snow - have come once more,
And Santa is bringing new regs galore.
It's Christmas in the White House. There's no hardship in D.C.!
The joy we'll know! The songs we'll sing!
We'll make lethal cuts in defense spen-ding.
We are the country's light house. We'd all better be P.C.

We don't say "Merry Christmas", just "Happy Holidays".
A.C.L.U. says they will sue. We dare not use this phrase.

We'll send the bills - to those foul rich.
No candles, but we'll burn John and Mitch.(1)
We'll stick it to the haughty. New taxes are our goal.
No problem if you're naughty, because we have outlawed coal!


It's sure to be - a great Yuletide.
We're helping the North Pole get "Occupied".
Our S.E.I.U. buddies - have "organized" all the elves.
And all our friends at T.S.A.
Have orders to confiscate Santa's sleigh.
We cheer as labor bloodies - all who dare think for themselves.

You voters had your Christmas. It's called Obamacare.
So now O.'s stops and photo ops - are calls for class warfare.

What shall we give to O. The Wise?
The Prez wants another Nobel Peace Prize.
We'll murder ev'ry right louse! Destroy the G.O.P.!
It's Christmas in the White House, so you'd better not serve Tea!