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Song Parodies -> "Shari'ah Law is Comin' To Town"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus is Comin' To Town"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Shari'ah Law is Comin' To Town"
Parody Written by:
Usama Abu ibn "Bing" Laden
The Lyrics
It is being brought to me for the paying of the attention to it that many infidels here are taking many laughings from the songs of the mocking infidel swine Qalmi al Lenni, who is making the mockery of the courage of the stone throwing martyrs, Allah's mercy be upon them, who even now are in the company of the 72 houri whose beauty is greater than the light of 10,000 stars and .. yes, yes, yes, .. continue with your laughings even as Allah reserves a place for you in the Blazing Fire which cannot be quenched even by the waters of 10,000 oceans. And for the showing that there is not in my heart the feelings of the hardness, Oh infidels, here are even more of -- what you are naming them -- "Islamas" qa'arols for your singings and laughings
Oh you better watch out
You better go pray
Better cover those arms
Or your skin we will flay
Shari'a Law is comin' to town
We're making a switch
And lashing you twice
We're gonna shield the world
From falsehood and vice
Shari'ah Law is comin' to town
We'll cleave you if you're theivin'
Throw stones if you're unchaste
We'll know if you've hid your heart from Truth
So submit for Allah's sake
So you better wash up
You better go pray
Better steer clear of those
Friends who are gay
Shari'ah Law is Comin' to town
With a 30 day fast
And a happy Iftar
Lots of Hamdu Lilahs
And Allahu Akbars
Shari'ah Law is comin' to town
You cannot eat pork
Or drink alchohol
You cannot take Spike
For a walk around the mall
Shari'ah Law is comin' to town
Oh, the gals will all wear burqas
To hide their temptin' flesh
You won't even see their allurin' eyes
Cause they'll be covered by a mesh
So you better convert
You better not try
To evade Al Jizyah
I'm telling you why
Shari'ah Law is comin'
I said Shari'ah law is comin'
You know, Shari'ah Law is comin'
TO TOWN!!
(Are you now more feeling the spirit of "Islamas", Oh infidel swine, may Allah lift the veil of ignorance from your eyes? Now here is the sharing of my true feelings the idolatrous festival where it is the claiming that the prophet Jesus is the son to Allah, who has no son or partner. You will make the singing to the "Silver Bells")
Infidels (Infidels) .. Infidels (Infidels)
Blasphemy time in the city
Boom a loom (Boom a loom)
To your doom (To your doom)
Soon it will be Judgment Day
Christian sidewalks, Western sidewalks
All befouled by unbelief
In the air there's the bleating of falsehood
Ears are ringing, Christians singing
Out a blasphemy vile
And from every church steeple you hear
Infidels (Infidels) Infidels (Infidels)
Blasphemy time in the city
Boom a loom (Boom a loom)
To your doom (To your doom)
Soon you will know Allah's rage
Christian church fonts, even store fronts
Claim Allah has made a son
As the Mushriks* bow down to their idol
Hear the bomb blast, sirens rush past
Allah's truth will prevail
And above the commotion you hear
Infidels (infidels) Infidels (infidels)
Christ worshipers are blaspheming
Boom a loom (Boom a loom)
To their doom (To their doom)
Now they will taste of The Flame
You better go pray
Better cover those arms
Or your skin we will flay
Shari'a Law is comin' to town
We're making a switch
And lashing you twice
We're gonna shield the world
From falsehood and vice
Shari'ah Law is comin' to town
We'll cleave you if you're theivin'
Throw stones if you're unchaste
We'll know if you've hid your heart from Truth
So submit for Allah's sake
So you better wash up
You better go pray
Better steer clear of those
Friends who are gay
Shari'ah Law is Comin' to town
With a 30 day fast
And a happy Iftar
Lots of Hamdu Lilahs
And Allahu Akbars
Shari'ah Law is comin' to town
You cannot eat pork
Or drink alchohol
You cannot take Spike
For a walk around the mall
Shari'ah Law is comin' to town
Oh, the gals will all wear burqas
To hide their temptin' flesh
You won't even see their allurin' eyes
Cause they'll be covered by a mesh
So you better convert
You better not try
To evade Al Jizyah
I'm telling you why
Shari'ah Law is comin'
I said Shari'ah law is comin'
You know, Shari'ah Law is comin'
TO TOWN!!
(Are you now more feeling the spirit of "Islamas", Oh infidel swine, may Allah lift the veil of ignorance from your eyes? Now here is the sharing of my true feelings the idolatrous festival where it is the claiming that the prophet Jesus is the son to Allah, who has no son or partner. You will make the singing to the "Silver Bells")
Infidels (Infidels) .. Infidels (Infidels)
Blasphemy time in the city
Boom a loom (Boom a loom)
To your doom (To your doom)
Soon it will be Judgment Day
Christian sidewalks, Western sidewalks
All befouled by unbelief
In the air there's the bleating of falsehood
Ears are ringing, Christians singing
Out a blasphemy vile
And from every church steeple you hear
Infidels (Infidels) Infidels (Infidels)
Blasphemy time in the city
Boom a loom (Boom a loom)
To your doom (To your doom)
Soon you will know Allah's rage
Christian church fonts, even store fronts
Claim Allah has made a son
As the Mushriks* bow down to their idol
Hear the bomb blast, sirens rush past
Allah's truth will prevail
And above the commotion you hear
Infidels (infidels) Infidels (infidels)
Christ worshipers are blaspheming
Boom a loom (Boom a loom)
To their doom (To their doom)
Now they will taste of The Flame
*mushriks -- The idolators who say that Allah has an equal, or that Allah is both Father and Son, as if a father can also be a son
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You also are doomed to a life of eternal hear laughter from tens of thousands of infidels for what you have wittingly done
I'm laughing my big fatwa ass off. Makin' a switch and lashing you twice. Cleave you if you're thieving, throw stones if you're unchaste. Great lines. Merry Islamas to all.
You create an alter ego, and the next thing you know, he steals two of your songs and tries to pawn them off as his own. I must have been out of my mind to let him do tha- ... But seriously folks, I posted both these tunes last year, and since you all liked the other songs in this genre, I though I would repost with a slight twist. Moreover, I accidentally shut off comments to "Shari'ah Law" last year, so I am interested in what people thinkt
In the words of the Four Imams: "Sharia. . . ."
How do you solve a problem like Sharia?
There are even some Jewish women in Israel now who are wearing burqas (voluntarily!) Wonder if someone's going to write a parody about it soon. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haredi_burqa_sect
You got the title, Hu's, do it!
Well, fatwa me if it's not another blasphemous blast from Lennie of Arabia. But jihad to do it huh? May you choke on the 875,122 pubic hairs of the virgin, well 555 of them. Patrick's pick of the lines is mine too, and I love the broken English in the intro.
Oy vey! Ask Osama bin Laden if he thinks this is funny. Oh, that's right, you can't... because he's DEAD!
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