John Kerry's tapped for head of State.
The pols up in Boston all salivate.
Each one barks like a carney. They all want John's senate chair.
Just watch the race to fill this space.
Good Heavens! We see a familiar face.
It's good old Bay State Barney - demanding they put him there.

He's just retired from Congress - huge pension, lots of perks,
But what's D.C. without Bar-ney - his petulance and smirks?

Chris Dodd's now gone to Hollywood.
His first act as senator? Barney would
Rename his legislation which shackles ev'ry bank.
We'll hear throughout the nation - his law will now be "Frank - Frank"!


He's coming back to grind each ax,
To nail his opponents with crushing tax,
But not all of his buddies - his people will be exempt.
He'll fill the air with rancor mean.
His rhetoric's sure to be quite obscene.
"Eat sh*t, you fuddy-duddies!". On them he will heap contempt.

He says he won't be running - for the full term, although
If that is true, then I'll sell you - a beach in Idaho!

Once more we'll hear his snarling voice.
Obama and all his mugs will rejoice.
Left wingers all are trusting - he'll make D.C. complete,
For Barney's long been lusting - to get in John Kerry's "seat".