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Song Parodies -> "I'm Beginning To Look A Lot Like Santa"

Original Song Title:

"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Beginning To Look A Lot Like Santa"

Parody Written by:

sloatead

The Lyrics

at long last, my follow up to streaker's bells
I'm beginning to look a lot like Santa
Wider every year
There's some flecks of white in my beard
My red suit, that's kind of weird
A jelly belly from too many beers

I'm beginning to look a lot like Santa
Don't you ho ho ho
It's not funny, it makes me cry
And you ask the reason why
I say I don't know

I used to be very skinny, a regular mini, not like the Santas I knew
I wasn't complaining til I started gaining, and now I'm feeling quite blue
My waist size was a 30, now I take a 42

I'm beginning to look a lot like Santa
Can't go to the mall
Cause the kids see me at the Gap
They wanna sit on my lap
I can't escape those little brats at all

I'm beginning to look a lot like Santa
Just like Santa Claus
Don't you laugh cause it could be you
It could happen to you too
Don't you scorn and scoff
Just be glad that this isn't you
It could really make you blue
Yeah it ticks me off

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Bob Gomez - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Quirky and funny. Loved the part about the kids wanting to sit on his lap. d;:^)
Static - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Christ that's funny. 555.
Billy Florio - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
This was very good
Agrimorfee - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
CUTE! Props for handling the pacing on that tricky bridge..
Michael Pacholek - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
You've lapped the field with this one.
Steven Cavanagh - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Great concept AND execution!
Guy - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Great concept there sloatead. I like the originality. I high fived you on this. Keep 'em coming.
royce miller - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I love this-you won't be dishing out much sentimental slop, it seems- thanks
2nz - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Really good stuff, especially 'They wanna sit on my lap'. 5's.

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