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Song Parodies -> "Spring Break Luau"

Original Song Title:

"Easter Parade"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Spring Break Luau"

Parody Written by:

2Eagle

The Lyrics

In your string bikini
You'll be the best wahini
Of all the glitteratti
At the spring break luau -
I will start to bristle
If I hear ho dads whistle
I'll be the baaadest surf dude
At the spring break luau.

On the ocean front
Slow motion front
'Neath the sheltering palm swaying
Alone together
In the altogether.

I'll just take a "selfie"
Of us all by oursel - ves
Drinking Margaritas
At the spring break luau.

In your underwear
Thong underwear
The paparazzi will catch us
And we'll be feted
In Sports Illustrated.

I'll be feeling dreamy
For my sweet wahini
In her string bikini
At the spring break luau.
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Alpha Skua - March 27, 2024 - Report this comment
A round of ITTSY BITSSY TEEIE WEEINIE YELLOW POLKA-DOT BIKINI

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