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Song Parodies -> "Wife Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Wife Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Fack Sabbath
The Lyrics
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to like
I'm getting a condom for Christmas
to shove up my wife's a''hole
Getting rude and behaving badly
doesn't get any presents
If you behave nicely that'll be nice
But I would say hello
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to see
I'm getting a choc ice for Christmas
to choke on and suffocate
Breaking things and smoking coke
doesn't get any presents
If you behave greatly that'll be legendary
But isn't that right, chuck
Wife Christmas
Just like the ones I used to like
I'm getting a condom for Christmas
to shove up my wife's a''hole
Getting rude and behaving badly
doesn't get any presents
If you behave nicely that'll be nice
But I would say hello
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones I used to see
I'm getting a choc ice for Christmas
to choke on and suffocate
Breaking things and smoking coke
doesn't get any presents
If you behave greatly that'll be legendary
But isn't that right, chuck
Wife Christmas
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0_o um... Merry Christmas?
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