Sure, the news has come across the sea from Ireland
The voters at the polls have had their say
And now Kev and Liam will their knot be tying
They'll spend their honeymoon at Galway Bay

Hear the hinges of the closet doors fly open
And leave behind a lot of empty space
While our ancient tongue is fading from our mem'ries
A different form of Gay-lic takes its place

For some strange ones came and took their place among us
We scorned them just for being what they are
Now the flag of the Republic sports a rainbow
They hang a sign, "Just Married" on their car

In the streets they hold a joyful celebration
With lots of hugs and kissing going on
As for me, I'd rather kiss a pint of Guinness
Than plant my lips on Ned, or Mick, or Sean

I am certain there will be mass immigration
When libertines are granted liberty
They'll extend a great big "Céad Míle Fáilte"
From that queer land across the Irish sea