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Song Parodies -> "Blue Crapbox"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas (Short Version)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Crapbox"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Ever had this problem?
I'm searching for a blue Crapbox
Before my bowels just let go
Made for sh-ttin' and pissin'
When restrooms are missin'
A place all construction workers GO!!!

I'm searching for a blue Crapbox
Near every lit construction site
Rows in concert parking lots outside
'Cause all the restaurants are closed this time of night

I'm searching for a blue Crapbox
Not the type with Doctor Who inside
Porta potties on my mind
Wish I had an RV to go inside!!!
But tonight a Mercedes is my ride!

God help me!!!







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Onslaught - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Actually, I have been in just such a pinch. 5s!
Rob Arndt - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Onslaught, I think we've all been there before, especially in urban areas in the early am. I had to use the jail one time while waiting for an office to open at 8 am! I still had to leave my backpack and go through several controls just to take a Number 2 but the police understood. Bit embarrassed because it was two female deputies I had to explain to. My advice for anyone old or disabled- never pass up a public restroom when available. Saves embarrassing situations and also saves on toilet paper consumption, soap, etc...
Peter Andersson - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Crapbox = Portaloo? The trick to still go directly in the morning as you get older (and believe me, because I sometimes get my daily jog in before breakfast I've had to deal with this problem same as if it happened on the way to work) is to set the alarm 90 minutes early, eat a little something (a couple of walnuts work great for yours truly) and quickly go back to sleep. The eat activates the whole GI-system from top to bottom and 90 minutes later a quick cup of coffee rushes the process, you're empty before you head out. Occasionally, but not often, I'm not able to go back to sleep for the remaining 90 minutes - but that's not a problem - I get an extra 90 minutes to read a book (or work on a parody).
Callmelennie - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment
And yet Onslaught, even tho' you were once caught short, bowel evacuation-wise, you still had enough of a sense of humor to squeeze out a pun. You'll make a real splash on this thread with that kind of comic sensibility, Son ;-D
Onslaught - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment
I like puns they're...amusing.
Jonathan - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment
probably TMI here but I too know the feeling the first thing you think is... "ah crap!" literally! 5's
Rob Arndt - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks all!

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