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Song Parodies -> "Girl, Isis"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas (Short Version)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Girl, Isis"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
My 2975th parody. Nutella won't let a little Aussie girl's name be printed on a jar of the Hazelnut spread because it represents the Islamic State. The mother has threatened to sue because the girl Isis (named after the Egyptian Goddess) was born before the term was used and she reminded the CEO that Daesh Death Cult is it's true name, not her daughter's!!!
Bad news for a girl, Isis
Just because her name is a No-No
Nutella won't be printin' her name on a jar thinkin'
That hate mail would overflow
Bad news for a girl, Isis
Her name reminds us of the fight
And of terrorist might
I-s-i-s equals ISIS, right?
Bad news for a girl, Isis
Her mother contacted the CEO
He wouldn't listen, named forbidden
No matter what- he said, "Hell No!!!"
Bad news for girl, Isis
Daesh has won this fight
Change your name and you might
Get a jar of Nutella that's personalized!!!
Just because her name is a No-No
Nutella won't be printin' her name on a jar thinkin'
That hate mail would overflow
Bad news for a girl, Isis
Her name reminds us of the fight
And of terrorist might
I-s-i-s equals ISIS, right?
Bad news for a girl, Isis
Her mother contacted the CEO
He wouldn't listen, named forbidden
No matter what- he said, "Hell No!!!"
Bad news for girl, Isis
Daesh has won this fight
Change your name and you might
Get a jar of Nutella that's personalized!!!
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great now they're even ruining Chocolate Hazlenut Spread! seriously ISIS screw you guys! 455
I have the old "Isis" Filmation series that used to be part of Saturday Morning Cartoons of the 1970s (although this was live action like Shazam!). Played by Joanna Cameron, she was hot back then.
interesting, well written
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