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Song Parodies -> "Lost Astromech"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas (Short Version)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Lost Astromech"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

New Star Wars characters! BB-8!
I'm looking for a lost astromech
A round, silver & orange fellow
Part of the Resistance, Poe's droid assistant
T-70 X-Wing: into it he goes...

I'm looking for a lost astromech
On Jakku ordered to take flight
First Order AALs within sight
T-70 engines destroyed in the fight

I'm looking for a lost astromech
Rey took to him, don't you know?
With Finn now fighting and map clue hiding
To D'Qar he must go, he must really GO!!!

NOW!!!

I'm looking for a lost astromech
With him I must reunite
To Starkiller Base for a fierce fight
To see R2-D2 come back to life...
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Jonathan - January 05, 2016 - Report this comment
just what I need for my "Christmas is over" blues! keep the Christmas spirit alive! :) 5's
Rob Arndt - January 05, 2016 - Report this comment
Jon, it's 2016. When can we expect your new parodies?
Jonathan - January 05, 2016 - Report this comment
^ indeed it is Rob and Thank You for asking! I have a list of over 20 parody titles so far that I can sit down and write when inspiration strikes some of those titles are requests of yours Rob including some "Hall & Oates" titles in there! :) as for my first parody of the new year you can expect it later this month! thanks again for asking and stay tuned!
Rob Arndt - January 06, 2016 - Report this comment
Jon, perhaps you could do Jerry Lee Lewis' "You've Got (Personality)" as "Jeb's Got (Low Energy)!"

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