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Song Parodies -> "Bleak Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas (Short Version)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Bleak Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Kim Jong-Un threatens to attack S Korea and take on the US. He vows to conquer space and shows off a new naval vessel with Russian sea-skimming missiles.
Kim's dreaming of a bleak Christmas
Nukes threatened, enemy blood will flow
Where a new vessel is christened, and generals go missin'
Stating that the South would soon "glow"
Kim's dreaming of a bleak Christmas
Even with sanctions on so tight
Nuclear test and 3rd stage missile fright
What? It's just for satellites... Riiiight!!!
Kim's dreaming of a bleak Christmas
N Koreans starving, dying in the snow
Where the US threatens to use their weapons
F-22s put on quite a show!
Near the border, you know...
Kim's dreaming of a bleak Christmas
But still goes out with his pretty wife
Moranbong Concert an unusual sight
His ex-girlfriend proven alive!!!
(After two years claimed machine-gunned by his wife)
Maybe his good side? Not on your life!
Trusty chromed Baek-du-San pistol by his side!
And everytime he speaks, he lies...
Nukes threatened, enemy blood will flow
Where a new vessel is christened, and generals go missin'
Stating that the South would soon "glow"
Kim's dreaming of a bleak Christmas
Even with sanctions on so tight
Nuclear test and 3rd stage missile fright
What? It's just for satellites... Riiiight!!!
Kim's dreaming of a bleak Christmas
N Koreans starving, dying in the snow
Where the US threatens to use their weapons
F-22s put on quite a show!
Near the border, you know...
Kim's dreaming of a bleak Christmas
But still goes out with his pretty wife
Moranbong Concert an unusual sight
His ex-girlfriend proven alive!!!
(After two years claimed machine-gunned by his wife)
Maybe his good side? Not on your life!
Trusty chromed Baek-du-San pistol by his side!
And everytime he speaks, he lies...
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Before Patrick asks- the Baek-du-San is a chromed N Korean copied Czech Cz-75 in 9mm. The N Korean military uses a range of bastardized foreign weapons. I'm trying to identify their Enigma rifle with the underslung massive tubular rocket launcher!!!
don't do it Kim! think about your Korea! 5's
Mystery rifle is Type 88 with 150 rd helical mag underneath (mag weight is 5 lbs)!: http://www.armamentresearch.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Helicalmag1.jpg
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