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Song Parodies -> "Black Friday"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Black Friday"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
I'm dreaming of Black Friday
The after T-Day Supershow
Massive bargains beckon
Quite a selection
Doors open, patrons exchanging blows!
I'm dreaming of Black Friday
In snaking lines all through the night
Like a Star Wars crowd, but at night
Hope the security is surely not so tight!
Grab, fight! Guns, knives! Great buys! They're mine!!!
I'm dreaming of Black Friday
Grab a cart and down each aisle we'll go
People screamin' and cursin'
Freebie bags near burstin'
Still, many more stores to go!
I'm dreaming of Black Friday
Snagging every deal in sight
Who cares about the endless lines?
And may all of my purchases
May all my purchases
May all my purchases be worth my time...
The after T-Day Supershow
Massive bargains beckon
Quite a selection
Doors open, patrons exchanging blows!
I'm dreaming of Black Friday
In snaking lines all through the night
Like a Star Wars crowd, but at night
Hope the security is surely not so tight!
Grab, fight! Guns, knives! Great buys! They're mine!!!
I'm dreaming of Black Friday
Grab a cart and down each aisle we'll go
People screamin' and cursin'
Freebie bags near burstin'
Still, many more stores to go!
I'm dreaming of Black Friday
Snagging every deal in sight
Who cares about the endless lines?
And may all of my purchases
May all my purchases
May all my purchases be worth my time...
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Ah Black Friday... the only real downside of Thanksgiving Weekend, in my opinion. 5s
Black Friday. In 1963, a real black Friday came on November 22, today's date.
Black Friday February 20, 1959- the cancellation of the Avro Arrow..
Timely and good idea and parody. Reminds me of the old Mervyn's ads (open! open! open!) 5's
Thanks John and I agree with Jon that Black Friday sorta spoils Thanksgiving as stores start that sale bs on Thursday nights now!
No do the reverse. Use Steely Dan's "Black Friday" to sing about a white Christmas.
CML, you should do Black Friday 1978, Tehran. Seriously...
Enlighten me Rob. What happened in Teheran on a Friday in 1978. Abdication of the Shah?
Iranian Revolution, massacre, Jaleh Square
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