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Song Parodies -> "Trump's Bullsh-t"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Trump's Bullsh-t"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I think Jon and the rest of the REPs here will enjoy this!
Stop complaining 'bout Trump's bullsh-t
He won the election don't you know?
The Trumpeters listened
And he was christened
President-Elect, a few months left to go...

So,

Stop complaining 'bout Trump's bullsh-t
He won it fair and outright
Electoral votes worked out just right
So now the losers want to fight!!!

But won't you,

Stop complaining'bout Trump's bullsh-t
And his cabinet picks, old so-and-so
Lots of military pickin's
Mixed in with some women
Nikki Haley, what a way to go!!!

Take that, Pocahontas!

Now,

Stop complaining 'bout Trump's bullsh-t
And his leaning with Alt.Rights
Make us great again (us Whites)
And keep on twittering throughout the night!!!

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Jonathan - December 12, 2016 - Report this comment
yeah, I might as well just go full-on Republican at this point! I try to be fair and give both sides a chance, but I always end up siding with the right! this little display of intolerance, from the side who likes to call US intolerant, certainly isn't helping their case, is it? 455
Well-Informed - December 12, 2016 - Report this comment
Jonathan, my boy, did you know that Hillary hates eggnog same as that biotch from "Easy A" Emma Stone? Both are Demonrats!
Rob Arndt - December 12, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon! When you're right, you're Right ;-)

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