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Song Parodies -> "Grey Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Grey Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

GREY CHRISTMAS

I’ve never seen a white Christmas,
The ones I’ve known have all been grey.
But despite the weather,
We get together
To bring light throughout the day.

I’ve never seen a white Christmas,
It’s very sad but very true
Though this year there’s nothing to do,
I’ll be happy knowing I’m with you.

I’ve never seen a white Christmas,
The ones I’ve known have all been grey.
But despite the weather,
We get together
To bring light throughout the day.

I’ve never seen a white Christmas,
It’s very sad but very true
Though this year there’s nothing to do,
I’ll be happy knowing I’m with you.

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Observer - December 29, 2023 - Report this comment
I can see that the ‘cookie cleaner Conqueror’ has been doing his usual cookie cleaning. I have screenshotted this page so even if this comment is deleted I still have a record of it.
Glynn Leaney - December 29, 2023 - Report this comment
This is view number 35 and I have 64 ones! How pathetic is that!

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