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Song Parodies -> "Accelerate The Positive"
Original Song Title:
"Accentuate The Positive"
Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Accelerate The Positive"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
sung by a famous doctor and his townspeople
you've got to accelerate the positive
electrically, not negative
flash hard and its affirmative
can't miss with mr. skin of green
he'll be a big boy, up to the maximum
brings doom, that's hardly minimum
his face brings pandemonium
every time he walks into the room
sewn up lips make no remark
if he tries to wail, comes out like a bark
what will they do
just when everything's looking so dark
man, they'll say
we'd better accelerate, we're positive
evacuate, or never live
march on, so far from here
don't mess with mr. skin so green
no, don't mess with mr. skin so green
electrically, not negative
flash hard and its affirmative
can't miss with mr. skin of green
he'll be a big boy, up to the maximum
brings doom, that's hardly minimum
his face brings pandemonium
every time he walks into the room
sewn up lips make no remark
if he tries to wail, comes out like a bark
what will they do
just when everything's looking so dark
man, they'll say
we'd better accelerate, we're positive
evacuate, or never live
march on, so far from here
don't mess with mr. skin so green
no, don't mess with mr. skin so green
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