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Song Parodies -> "Let it Snow"

Original Song Title:

"Let it Snow"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Let it Snow"

Parody Written by:

CML

The Lyrics

In honor of the first snowfall in the history of the Arabian subcontinent, that ol' Islamocrooner himself, Bing Laden, came out of retirement for this little ditty. And just because I can, I mixed in a few Arabic phrases
Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But your burqah, ya Sitt's*, delightful
Got me randy as an old Pharoah
Let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow

Oh, the sand dunes are ripe for sleddin'
And my camels are still snow sheddin'
Never happened in Al Sharqel O*
Let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow

When we finally get to the mosque
How I'll hate bowing down in the snow
But if my forehead get nipped with frost
A double barraqah** is bestowed

Oh the snowpack has hardly melted
And my she goat, she just got pelted
Can we ski round the Ka'aba ... NO!

Let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow

If we happen to be on the Hajj
How I'll hate shuffling round in the snow
But if my tootsies get nipped with frost
A double barraqah is bestowed

Oh the snowfall is not abatin'
But ya Bint, we're still prostratin'
Cause Allah does will it so
Let it it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow
*Oh, Woman .... Sharq Al Owsit -- Middle East ... *Blessing

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CML - November 14, 2024 - Report this comment
If "bin" means son, what do you suppose "bint" means? Hint: They grow up to be "Sitts" .. and "Ums"
Glenn Walker - November 19, 2024 - Report this comment
Good job. Especially like the Arabic. One suggestion: Can you publish without transliteration?

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