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Song Parodies -> "Where Is Kamala Harris"
Original Song Title:
"Mele Kalikimaka"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Where Is Kamala Harris"
Parody Written by:
Onslaught
The Lyrics
I heard 1.5 billion. James Carville says 2.5 billion. as Everett Dirksen may have said: A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.
Where is Kamala Harris, that’s the thing they say
When they come by to pick up their pay
That's the standard greeting that we send to you
Where is our pay for play
We’re told you got a billion, well did we hear right
You’re down by twenty mill, and all the stars will fight
Where is Kamala Harris with our promised pay
I sure wouldn’t want to be you
Where is Kamala Harris, that’s what Oprah said
If this check bounces you will be dead
Beyonce was a no-show at the DNC
False report from TMZ
Well, we hired Gaga for election night
I googled Andra Day, the talent pool seems light
Where is Kamala Harris with our promised pay
I sure wouldn’t want to be you
Comics for Kamala was a total bust
Left her presidential dreams there in the dust
Where is Kamala Harris with our promised pay
I sure wouldn’t want to be you
Where is Kamala Harris, that’s the thing they say
Sacramento is calling to you
That's the kind of thinking that we come to view
From the land where poo maps grew
Here we know CA will face a brand new plight
The golden state run by this broad fills me with fright
Where is Kamala Harris gonna to get the dough
To pay her supporters
Oh hey there California
I sure as hell wouldn’t ever want to be you
When they come by to pick up their pay
That's the standard greeting that we send to you
Where is our pay for play
We’re told you got a billion, well did we hear right
You’re down by twenty mill, and all the stars will fight
Where is Kamala Harris with our promised pay
I sure wouldn’t want to be you
Where is Kamala Harris, that’s what Oprah said
If this check bounces you will be dead
Beyonce was a no-show at the DNC
False report from TMZ
Well, we hired Gaga for election night
I googled Andra Day, the talent pool seems light
Where is Kamala Harris with our promised pay
I sure wouldn’t want to be you
Comics for Kamala was a total bust
Left her presidential dreams there in the dust
Where is Kamala Harris with our promised pay
I sure wouldn’t want to be you
Where is Kamala Harris, that’s the thing they say
Sacramento is calling to you
That's the kind of thinking that we come to view
From the land where poo maps grew
Here we know CA will face a brand new plight
The golden state run by this broad fills me with fright
Where is Kamala Harris gonna to get the dough
To pay her supporters
Oh hey there California
I sure as hell wouldn’t ever want to be you
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Of course, Slaught-man, back when I said that, a billion dollars WAS real money. Nowadays, you need a billion just to tip the kid manning the f*****g French Fries station at McDonalds. Money itself isn't real anymore
That Everett Dirksen, what a kidder! Amirite, Onslaught?
He is a pip alright.
Wonder how Der Orange Furhrer will pay off his past-due bills? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They let that nazi Penny off, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRO TIP: Indignant political commentary under a fake name is only effective when the rest of the world actually knows what you are railing against.
So don't direct your parodies at people who won't educate themselves about what is actually going on, Onslaught .. that the Kamala campaign pissed away about a billion dollars on God knows what; it certainly wasn't on effective campaigning
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