Sa-vor-ing, meat's a crispin',
Just a chain, whoa he's missin'.
A doggone good bite, there's puppy tonight,
Wokin' up for dinner doberman.

Gone away is your shepard,
Fire place has dog peppered.
Where has your dog gone? he's quartered and drawn,
Wokin' up for dinner doberman.

Watch that dog go, I'd say he ain't slow man,
Man's best friend about to be ground round.
Dinner plans may vary, maybe so man,
Who wins the race the hunter or the hound?

Late and gone, dog's expired,
Now he roasts on the fire.
Was chased with a blade, then canned and fileted,
Wokin' up for dinner doberman.

Catch a dingo make some moo goo gai pan,
Roast him up until he's golden brown.
Simmer with some sherry in a fry pan,
Then grab yourself a gob and go to town.

Makes you yawn, how you're tired,
Some caffiene, get you wired.
A meal well sauteed, from dog's who have strayed,
Wokin' up for dinner doberman.

Wokin' up for dinner doberman...