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Song Parodies -> "Don't Cleanse My Sins"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Fence Me In"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Cleanse My Sins"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

oh...i'm a man
macho man
don't believe in god above...
don't cleanse my sins
let it ride
i'll decide
if i need a god to love
don't cleanse my sins

i'll get by, by myself
and stay off my knees
i'll listen to my instincts
and just do as i please
might not last forever
but i'm free as the breeze
don't cleanse my sins

i shall run loose
not be saddled like i'm cattle
underneath a god, so wise
i've no excuse
let me squander as i wander
i don't want your precious prize

i want to live on the edge
till the sin commences
then act like a loon and abuse my senses
and i won't go to church
and sit on their benches
don't cleanse my sins
no...jesus...don't you cleanse my sins


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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 7

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Royce Miller - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
It's definitely one of those that make you go hmmmm...but I decided to be brave and read it, and comment--cattle being saddled! That's an original thought. Anyway, I take your point, it's good sarcasm from my point of view.
alvin rhodes - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks royce
John Barry - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Title of the Day candidate.
AFW - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one...says a lot in a whimsical way..
Lionel Mertens - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody has 6's written all over it, but the highest mark I can give it is 555 to show respect for your viewpoint. Good job of expressing yourself.
Red Ant - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Interesting work Alvin.
Rick C - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Well put, you heathen. :-)
alvin rhodes - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks john AFW lionel red ant and rick
Paul Robinson - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I only remember the how the "Don't Fence me in" line sounds, so I didn't vote. But I like the sentiment, whether it's yours or a "3rd person's" in this case. Indeed, mightn't the world be a better place if people spent less time trying to please and appease Gods that may or may not exist and just try to develop their instincts and try to find common ground with the other humans, creatures and things of nature that they share this planet with. And no, I didn't say whether I believe or don't believe in God just now...just in case anyone was wondering..."None-ya", as in "none-of-your-business"...

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