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Song Parodies -> "Foul Line"
Original Song Title:
"Fraulein"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby Helms
Parody Song Title:
"Foul Line"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
What a treat to go bowlin'
Those big balls are rollin'
It's a sport of a sort that is fine
But please don't be a cheater,
Be sure that your feet are
Not over that good old foul line
Foul line, foul line,
Look down for the markings,
Before you prepare and unwind
For I once knew a bowler,
Who lost a good molar,
Hedging that good old foul line
Throw your strikes smooth as butter
Stay clear of the gutter
Show style with a hook that's divine
Please the good Lord above you,
And make friends still love you,
Stay clear of that good old foul line
Foul line, foul line,
Look down for the markings,
Before you prepare and unwind
For I once knew a bowler,
Who lost a good molar,
Hedging that good old foul line
Don't cross that good old foul line
Those big balls are rollin'
It's a sport of a sort that is fine
But please don't be a cheater,
Be sure that your feet are
Not over that good old foul line
Foul line, foul line,
Look down for the markings,
Before you prepare and unwind
For I once knew a bowler,
Who lost a good molar,
Hedging that good old foul line
Throw your strikes smooth as butter
Stay clear of the gutter
Show style with a hook that's divine
Please the good Lord above you,
And make friends still love you,
Stay clear of that good old foul line
Foul line, foul line,
Look down for the markings,
Before you prepare and unwind
For I once knew a bowler,
Who lost a good molar,
Hedging that good old foul line
Don't cross that good old foul line
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AFW - Nothing foul about this one. ;D
Thanks, OMR
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