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Song Parodies -> "Thanksgiving Memories"
Original Song Title:
"Thanks For The Memories"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bob Hope
Parody Song Title:
"Thanksgiving Memories"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Happy Thanksgiving To All..
Thanksgiving Memories
Your aunt Jane carves the bird
That's when a gasp is heard
From dressing drags
The giblet bags
She feels like such a nerd
It's that time, again
Thanksgiving Memories
You wanted a drumstick
The wing you had to pick
Hard looks you give
A relative
With whom you just don't click
It's that time, again
Thanksgiving Memories
Your cousin Cleo wears
Her halter top that tears
A joke you test,
Say, "Pass the breast"
Some laugh right off their chairs
It's that time, again
Thanksgiving Memories
So stuffed is everyone
Post-dinner chat's begun
Skip politics
And church topics,
Unless you brought a gun
It's that time, again
Thanksgiving Memories
Great was the meal we blessed
Now ladies clean the mess
While kids play hard
Out in the yard,
Us oldsters sleep and rest,
It's that time, again
Yes, it's that time, again
Your aunt Jane carves the bird
That's when a gasp is heard
From dressing drags
The giblet bags
She feels like such a nerd
It's that time, again
Thanksgiving Memories
You wanted a drumstick
The wing you had to pick
Hard looks you give
A relative
With whom you just don't click
It's that time, again
Thanksgiving Memories
Your cousin Cleo wears
Her halter top that tears
A joke you test,
Say, "Pass the breast"
Some laugh right off their chairs
It's that time, again
Thanksgiving Memories
So stuffed is everyone
Post-dinner chat's begun
Skip politics
And church topics,
Unless you brought a gun
It's that time, again
Thanksgiving Memories
Great was the meal we blessed
Now ladies clean the mess
While kids play hard
Out in the yard,
Us oldsters sleep and rest,
It's that time, again
Yes, it's that time, again
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*snif* - the old homestead, which would be our house and no way am I having dinner here. Good parody. 5's
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Aye, you've brought up many-a Thanksgiving topic for me, expecially "Pass The Breast" it never happened but if it did that's something my dad would joke. Great job here AFW!
Awesome job AFW!
Thanks to Adagio, Matthias, and Jack
This meal contained 555 calories. I liked the part about the drumstick and the "pass the breast"
my favorite of the day
Thanks PMS and alvin
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