Thanks For The Lambs I See
The ones with virgin wool,
So fluffly and so full
I got my wish, their tush to squish
It took a lot of pull
How lucky I was

Oh, Thanks For The Lambs I See
Victoria's Secret, shopped there for my pet
I paid real dear for something, "Shear"
She hasn't worn it yet
But. I'm sure she'll look great

Here in the meadow's our bed, oh
Moon shining down through a willow
We lie with the grass as our pillow
No sound as sweet,
as their soft bleat

My Thanks For The Lambs I See
Each touch is such a thrill,
So, tend the flock, I will
One "Ba", I score, two "Ba's" mean more
We're just like Jack and Jill
I thank ewe, so much

Thanks For The Lambs I See
It's great here on the farm
With all this wooly charm
Perverted, yes
But none-the-less
We're strolling hoof in arm
I thank ewe, so much

Yes, I thank ewe, so much