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Song Parodies -> "Chess Moves"

Original Song Title:

"Night Moves"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Chess Moves"

Parody Written by:

Scathe

The Lyrics

Chess is boring.
It was a little too dull
Could've used some cheap thrills
While sitting in the hills
They were quiet and thinking and still as trees
And hours in counting were about two or three
Well up to two or three

Out past the suburbs where the air's not sick
Out in the fields that some call the thick
Workin' on strategies while all others snooze
Workin' on their chess moves
Tryin' to see a smart game plan go through
Workin' on their chess moves
For the longest time
For a great long time

It wasn't much fun, oh no, far from it
I wasn't sittin' for some boring chess game summit
I was just lookin' to pass time with thrills
Visitin' the hills
And I'll sneak away but they'd glare an jeer
To the city, to the park, anywhere but here
I snoozed then, I'll snooze more
Just be glad I don't snore
They're thinking some more
Workin' on their chess moves
Tryin' to stay awake 'till someone moves
Workin' on their chess moves
And it was a long, long time.

And oh the silence
It felt like forever
And I almost turned to vi'lence
Almost turned to vi'lence

I awoke at night to the same boring game
How long I have sat, it's so lame
Started counting the grass to keep myself awake
Ain't it weird how we watch chess moves
When you just don't seem to have as much to do
Dull are those chess moves
With midnight closing in

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Paul Robinson - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Chess-watching...right there with watching Whales Sh*t for excitement...5's ~ ~ ~
Rick C - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I haven't played chess for a couple of years now. I don't know why but, I used to love it, now I find it too time consuming. 555
alvin rhodes - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
i think you've captured the essence of the game quite well...5s
Red Ant - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Couldn't remember TOS well, but I'll trust ya and 3 others who say it paces 5 and do the rest. Checkmate, or 555.
Red Ant - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, Scathe, you recommended this parody name a while back. I present this to you (shameless plug):

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/nirvana207.shtml
Michael Pacholek - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
You don't horse around. And before anybody else with a dirty mind says it, you give a new meaning to "polishing the bishop."

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