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Song Parodies -> "Brawly Mauly Bidness"

Original Song Title:

"Holly Jolly Christmas"

Original Performer:

Burl Ives

Parody Song Title:

"Brawly Mauly Bidness"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Merry Christmas WMB Mobsters!
It's a brawly mauly bidness,
From da west side ovah 'eah.
Greene man Moe, away they blow.
Dis special shot makes clear.

It's a brawly mauly bidness,
When da Capos hitz da street.
Stugots know, dey better blow,
Er Maker soon de'll meet.

Dere goes the muscle joes,
Tongues dey in dere cheek.
Nobody waits for due,
Hits on "Books the Geek".

Such a brawly mauly bidness,
Wut ju do come ovah 'eah?
Go ged Pauley,
Give 'em brawly mauly,
Kick ass dere rear.

Have no brawley mauly Christmas,
Wez knocks off dis time uv yeah

An da Pauley Hauley bidness,
Gotz da most points on da sheet.
Spreads da dough and tribudes owe,
To dohs keep off da heat.

Oh no a whistle blow,
Sung sum wannabe,
Somebody's late for due,
Kiss of death for he.

Have a holly jolly bidness,
Give no face and have no fear.
Joe and Pauley,
Makin' ballsy, haulsy
Bidness this year.


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alvin - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
my fave of the day
adagio - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Dis was funny! 5's
Guy - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Alvin - How odd even though I didn't say it your Seger parody was my fav of the day. Thanks buddy.

Pat - I had to clear the dust off of this one. It has been sitting in my parody in queue for about two weeks. Glad that it pleases you. Thanks.

Unknown voter. Thanks for the vote, don't get me wrong, I appreciate it, but I much prefer comments over votes. Three fives say you liked it. Talk to me. =:-)
unKnownVoter - December 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Guy de Moan Parody, Sorry for not typing my comments . . . and how do you know, Sir, that i vote without comment!!?? I get so taken with your words, that I cannot respond that quickly! ~ Beaucoup de pardon ~ Monsieur! Oh, Best of luck with your El Paso, Texas parody! Bon chance Sir Guy, Le Knight de Noir !!
Guy - December 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Lady CC - This humble servant to king and country performs his servitude in the commission of geekdom. My craft and livelihood is done on the machines of geekdom and I possess great knowledge about their behaviour. Thusly my livlihood hast given me the power to determine the unknown voter. At your service m'lady.
Carmine (2-LOUD) Boccotesta - December 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey-E ovah 'eah. Duz eny ov yous knows wutz da name a Tony Soprano's boat? An' if'n yous dew den duz eny a yous nose wuts it mean? Hind - Pard a da name iz in dis parity. 2-LOUD outta 'eah.
Juan Del Pueblo - December 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Badda-bing!
Auto Trivia Reply - December 16, 2007 - Report this comment
John Doe-BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! WRONG! Next please... next please... next please... neh-neh-neh-neh-neh-neh-neh-neh-neh------SKEEEERATCHHHHHHH... bop bop bop NEXT PLEASE!
LadyCC - December 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, ~ Le Roi de Boudoir Parody ~ I do have a request oh kind Knight . . . can you write a parody on the song "A Man & A Woman' that was done in the late '60's?? This is so sexy, I have the sheet music somehwere in the old piano bench, and I believe that Maurice Jarre included the chords for the guitar. Jean-Louis Trignant WoWWW un Homme tres manifique!!! My best friends had to carry me out of the theatre! I was limp for two days! This song could really send up smoke signals!
Guy - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
M'laddy - I went to youtube and brought up several versions of the song by the title you gave me. It is totally instrumental except for unintelligible "aws" sounding off with a solo guitar. I did however recognize the melody. I ventured to several of them, m'lady and are all the same. Not that I have never done a parody to a song without lyrics and this is the hardest kind for me to do. Are you not sure that it may be Percy Sledge who sang "When a Man Loves a Woman"? That I could do but I really hate doing parodies with "Love" in the title or in some vital spot in the OS. So hard to rhyme that word. This knight needs more information on the subject so "get thee to a Googlery". And I must catch up on my commenting of other's parodies and do some thanking of my own. I had time to get one parody edited down and submitted tonight and then comment on all the "I" songs for (ABC I 4) comps. I'm beat and going to now rack out. Been up over 20 hours now. Hope yon fair lady is pleased with tomorrow's parody. I field tested it and people either absolutely loved it or absolutely did not care for it. Good night fair maiden in yon castle tower.
LadyCC - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Sir Guy, the Percy Sledge would be fine, too! Also, how about James Brown's "It's a Man's World'. It always brings tears to my eyes, as I drive to the Coast and through Devil's Slide. The constant base is like a heart beating . . . verrrry powerful song: J Brown's best ! PS: I am sorry if my requests have cause this Holy Knight any distress! I do love these parodies romantiques!!

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