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Song Parodies -> "Two Sheepy People"

Original Song Title:

"Two Sleepy People"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Two Sheepy People"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Here we are, with white passion pets
Shaggin' curly woolies
Puffin' cigarettes..
Two Sheepy People
By dawn's early light
Immorally loose and gettin' tight

Here we are, bangin' in the barn
Waggin' in the mutton,
Needlin' some yarn..
Two Sheepy People
I'm Elmer, he's Sam
Two jailbirds, who took it on the lamb

Only two members
In this our animal husbandry club
Sam likes lean, and I like kinda' chub..
Two doobie embers
Are gradually declining to a stub
But, with our jug a shine,
We'll still be fine...

Here we are, one perverted pair
Goin' for the sheep shot
That one looks like Cher..
Two Sheepy People,
By dawn's early light
We think bestiality's alright




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alvin rhodes - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh....ain't it fun to have a pal to do things with
Yoidy - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Baaaahnging it! 555
John Barry - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Your pun-ishment is fives.
AFW - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
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