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Song Parodies -> "Yo Mama!"
Original Song Title:
"Tomorrow"
Original Performer:
Cast of 'Annie'
Parody Song Title:
"Yo Mama!"
Parody Written by:
Cat
The Lyrics
To be honest, I'm really surprised nobody had thought of this already. And it's my only parody so far where I've had to refer to my Pretty Good Joke Book as well as my rhyming dictionary.
Who's got a big butt?
Yo Mama!
Nearly squished me when she sat
Near trauma!
She's obese!
She's got no hygiene,
Yo Mama!
Had to spray Raid a-round her,
Yo Mama!
Full of fleas!
She's old and full of must,
And dust
She's fa-a-rting!
And so ugly, it shocks
All clocks
She stops...them...
She eats like a pig,
Yo Mama!
Her shirtfront's got stains,
Like from lasagna!
Food will spray!
Yo Mama!
Yo Mama's
As fat as a llama!
Stretching from here to Norway!
Her IQ's not high,
Yo Mama!
Starved in a gro-cer-y store,
Yo Mama!
Brain decay!
YO MAMA!
YO MAMA!
SHE WOULD SCARE OSAMA!
SO LOOK FOR HER,
C....I....A!
Yo Mama!
Nearly squished me when she sat
Near trauma!
She's obese!
She's got no hygiene,
Yo Mama!
Had to spray Raid a-round her,
Yo Mama!
Full of fleas!
She's old and full of must,
And dust
She's fa-a-rting!
And so ugly, it shocks
All clocks
She stops...them...
She eats like a pig,
Yo Mama!
Her shirtfront's got stains,
Like from lasagna!
Food will spray!
Yo Mama!
Yo Mama's
As fat as a llama!
Stretching from here to Norway!
Her IQ's not high,
Yo Mama!
Starved in a gro-cer-y store,
Yo Mama!
Brain decay!
YO MAMA!
YO MAMA!
SHE WOULD SCARE OSAMA!
SO LOOK FOR HER,
C....I....A!
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Well I like it! 3 phat 5's
Ya's get 555 fo' this. ^____^
this is great
Leapin' Lizards! 555
The "duzzins", huh? "We gonna play the duzzins, and the duzzins is a game,/ but the way I Five "Yo Mama" is a goldarn shame."
This is now my all-time favorite "Tomorrow" parody, up to and including the one I wrote for my co-worker, "Tamarah". 555
I too am surprised that this hasn't already been done... Yo Mama jokes have been around since like, "Why did the Chicken cross the Road?" seriously great job here Cat
LOL. 555 I hope Yo' Mama is very proud of you
Thanks everyone! But how come my name isn't a link like it usually is? This should have been my 22nd...
Well you know, somebody's got to be the first... great concept and execution.
All 5's! You had me from "Who's got a big butt? Yo Mama!", pretty darn funny!
The song is on your page, and you do show 22 songs.... Maybe an extra space or something in the "author" box when submitted? Email ChuckyG, he loves getting stuff like that heh heh.
Yo parody's so good, I'll have to give it 5's.
I love it! Scans wonderfully and had me on the floor! 5's all around
Ravyn Rant's comment got my attention, great song, this had me laughing at work!
Must have missed this first time around... then I thought "hey, I've got a great idea for a parody..." and found out that someone else had got here first ;-)
Lots of fun, Cat. Most enjoyable.
Lots of fun, Cat. Most enjoyable.
Another fine parody I missed the day it was posted. Liked this a lot, Cat, and I think you'd like the "Yo Mama" thread in the comedy section of the messageboard - take a look at it when you get some time.
Yo mama would be so proud o' you, Cat. This made me snicker at totally unexpected times. The opening line does me in every time!
Hilarious. Loved the ending.
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