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Song Parodies -> "All Your Fault"
Original Song Title:
"All That Jazz"
Original Performer:
Catherine Zeta Jones (from Chicago)
Parody Song Title:
"All Your Fault"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Don't you just *love* managers like this?
It's gone wrong
What am I gonna say:
It's all your fault
Admit respon-
Sibility? No way!
It's all your fault
Let me make it
Absolutely clear
That where the buck stops,
Uh-huh, no it isn't here
Ain't it a happy game
With someone else to blame, 'cause
It's all
Your
Fault!
It's all your fault!
Oh no... not me
It's all your fault!
Ha ha ha!
I got the latest
Managerial style...
It's all your fault! Yes!
I'll blame it all
Upon the rank and file:
It's all your fault
It was me
Who told you what to do
But I'm just gonna
Shift the shit to you, so
When it hits the fan
I use my fav'rite plan, say
It's all... your...
Fault
Though t'was I
A-playing fast and loose
It's all your fault... oh yeah
I'm the guy
Who really cooked your goose:
It's all your fault
It's the only
Thing that I can do
Even though I'm paid
Ten times as much as you
But when it's going wrong
I've known it all along, that it's
All
Your
Fault
If I see stock options
Heading down:
It's all your fault
I'll go and chew you out
With my most fearsome frown:
It's all your fault
You can be sure that I'd show you the door
That's if I understood what you were here for
But I don't know
If I can let you go.. but
It's all
Your
Fault
It's gone wrong
What has it got to be? That's right:
It's all your fault
Admit respon-
Sibility? Not me!
It's all your fault
Superior-
Ity, it always tells:
'Cause where the buck stops,
You can bet it's somewhere else
And how dare you whine
That it might be MINE! No, it's
All
YOUR
Fault
And though I don't know jack
Ain't me who gets the sack, no:
It's all your fault!
Your fault!
What am I gonna say:
It's all your fault
Admit respon-
Sibility? No way!
It's all your fault
Let me make it
Absolutely clear
That where the buck stops,
Uh-huh, no it isn't here
Ain't it a happy game
With someone else to blame, 'cause
It's all
Your
Fault!
It's all your fault!
Oh no... not me
It's all your fault!
Ha ha ha!
I got the latest
Managerial style...
It's all your fault! Yes!
I'll blame it all
Upon the rank and file:
It's all your fault
It was me
Who told you what to do
But I'm just gonna
Shift the shit to you, so
When it hits the fan
I use my fav'rite plan, say
It's all... your...
Fault
Though t'was I
A-playing fast and loose
It's all your fault... oh yeah
I'm the guy
Who really cooked your goose:
It's all your fault
It's the only
Thing that I can do
Even though I'm paid
Ten times as much as you
But when it's going wrong
I've known it all along, that it's
All
Your
Fault
If I see stock options
Heading down:
It's all your fault
I'll go and chew you out
With my most fearsome frown:
It's all your fault
You can be sure that I'd show you the door
That's if I understood what you were here for
But I don't know
If I can let you go.. but
It's all
Your
Fault
It's gone wrong
What has it got to be? That's right:
It's all your fault
Admit respon-
Sibility? Not me!
It's all your fault
Superior-
Ity, it always tells:
'Cause where the buck stops,
You can bet it's somewhere else
And how dare you whine
That it might be MINE! No, it's
All
YOUR
Fault
And though I don't know jack
Ain't me who gets the sack, no:
It's all your fault!
Your fault!
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Have you never heard that "it" flows downhill?? Fives, all your "fault".
Whose fault is that? Not really his. He didn't create this climate, he merely exploited it, and rather successfully. Cassius was right: "The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars, but in ourselves." Good night, and good luck.
Sorry, I was gonna comment earlier, but I saw the name "Catherine Zeta-Jones," and... I'm not proud of my behavior... Anyway, as far as this parody goes, you have five helpings of my empathy.
It's all your doing that you made such a hilarious parody.
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