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Song Parodies -> "My Nerves Are Shattered"
Original Song Title:
"Morning Has Broken"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cat Stevens
Parody Song Title:
"My Nerves Are Shattered"
Parody Written by:
Adagio
The Lyrics
My nerves are shattered, all of the mornings
Steel nerves are broken, feel like a nerd.
Hands I am wringing, and I have warning
I will be ailing, not from this world.
Sweet is the roll call, e'en though I'm craven
I am all enthralled, though out I pass.
Dazed now with sweatness, I am all sodden
Done in by weakness, fall on the grass.
I look all uptight, my ears are ringing,
Bored I am not quite, 'til then I pray.
Praise the Franciscans, pray all the morning,
"God's recreation of the new day."
Steel nerves are broken, feel like a nerd.
Hands I am wringing, and I have warning
I will be ailing, not from this world.
Sweet is the roll call, e'en though I'm craven
I am all enthralled, though out I pass.
Dazed now with sweatness, I am all sodden
Done in by weakness, fall on the grass.
I look all uptight, my ears are ringing,
Bored I am not quite, 'til then I pray.
Praise the Franciscans, pray all the morning,
"God's recreation of the new day."
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Took awhile to get up the nerve to vote =) Not bad!
Adagio - writing is a good way to help mitigate the tension a bit. Pretty good job, too.
Thanks Jeff (lol) and Paul.
I had the nerve to vote three fives!-
Hehe...thanks, Jack!
disturbingly odd....i liked it
Thanks alvin.
Great job, Adagio. I really have the nerve to give you a perfect score! ;D
Thanks Serafina!
Awww , Thats nice! Great Job!
Thanks a lot, Diva! :D
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