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Song Parodies -> "Drippies, Cramps And Heaves (the Flu Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Gypsies Tramps And Theives"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"Drippies, Cramps And Heaves (the Flu Song)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

once caught a cold when the weather would blow,
mama used to say, wear a hat when you go
that's the last thing that I would
and I had a hotspell, then I had a problem to not feel good

drippies, cramps and heaves,
are the things now keepin me down, I got the
drippes, cramps and heaves,
and every night doctor ben would come around,
and I would tucky down

picked up a bug in an automobile
cramped in the middle, and I started to feel
I was sniffin, what's to come?
dulling of the senses
shoulda had a flu shot when the weather would come

drippies, cramps and heaves,
are the things now keepin me down, I got the
drippes, cramps and heaves,
and every night doctor ben would come around,
and I would tucky down

now it isn't foolin, and I feel like hell,
I need food for a while
three days later, I am past the trouble
I havent been good for a while uh huh
I havent felt good for a while

I learned my lesson on the way to my school,
soaked when all the rain came, looked like a fool,
mama knew when she had said
put a little pair of boots on,
get a mac to cover your precious head..

drippies, cramps and heaves,
are the things now keepin me down, I got the
drippes, cramps and heaves,
and every night doctor ben would come around,
and I would tucky down

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Royce Miller - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment
It's hard to compare this to "herpes crabs and fleas", which has rolled around in my head more than once since reading it-
Michael Pacholek - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment
On this website's Malcolm Higgins with the parodies, and little children laugh at him behind his back, and ol' Malcolm never wears a mac in the pouring rain, very strange!

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