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Song Parodies -> "When A Cat Walks On Your Car"
Original Song Title:
"When You Wish Upon A Star"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cliff Edwards
Parody Song Title:
"When A Cat Walks On Your Car"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
When a cat walks on your car
Damned pissed off is what you are
When a cat walks on your car,
It leaves footprints
You like pussies in their place
But, your red Buick's not that space
When a cat walks on your car,
It should be minced..
Cat's not yours.
A black one neighbors love
And you get so sick of..
It's bold trespassing..
Not sure if it's him or her
But, backwards it has rubbed your fur
Loaded shotgun's not too far,
And bad, it shoots..
(Gun loading break)
Cat's not yours,
A black one neighbors love
You're getting real sick of
It's urine passing..
If, once more, cat walks on car
You'll be aiming where it are
So, Cat, don't tiptoe on my car
Or bye bye Boots..
Damned pissed off is what you are
When a cat walks on your car,
It leaves footprints
You like pussies in their place
But, your red Buick's not that space
When a cat walks on your car,
It should be minced..
Cat's not yours.
A black one neighbors love
And you get so sick of..
It's bold trespassing..
Not sure if it's him or her
But, backwards it has rubbed your fur
Loaded shotgun's not too far,
And bad, it shoots..
(Gun loading break)
Cat's not yours,
A black one neighbors love
You're getting real sick of
It's urine passing..
If, once more, cat walks on car
You'll be aiming where it are
So, Cat, don't tiptoe on my car
Or bye bye Boots..
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When a cat walks on the Chevy station wagon that my sister uses, no biggie. Likewise with the 1988 Yugo that I junked. On the other hand, when a cat walks on my Mazda Rotary Engine pickup (which is in very good condition), I have to completely wash and wax it, unless it's raining or snowing. I hate cats, and so does Yvonne (my 5-year-old tricolor female Collie)! 555
Very funny and smooth... apparently this `Boots` *was* made for schlocking!
3 pawprints!
I love cats - even their dirty paw prints. Thats not so bad as bird poo.
Thanks, Andria,.and TJC, carol, and 2Eagle...well, I don't like bird crap, either...but this isn't a multiple choice situation..I'm not a cat fancier, and especially when it's not even my cat...the problem is they're not controlled like dogs...cats can freely roam through neighborhoods, wherever they wish, spreading their feline vandalism, such as...smelly urination, lawn feces, car pawprinting, false activation of motion security lights, and curbside rubbish routing, I believe a city should enforce some kind of cat control..
unique and fun concept
Good concept, but... I'd say seagulls and pidgeons are more irritating than cats, any day.
Fun stuff, AFW...but I'd say Boots was made for glocking! Totally original idea...brilliant 5s
I like the idea of starting some kink of cat control
"Glock in those lyrics" Good job
Late thanks to alvin, Tully Girl, Kristof, Ann, and W Conner
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