There's a mansion in Cal.
Every doorway sports a gal
Dressed in not much..
Classy guy with a pipe,
The mature gray headed type
Wears a robe,
Girls love to touch
Call him playboy, no jerk
Millionaire, don't have to work
Babes are seen in bikinis a lot..
At the Grotto or the pool
Hugh is cool, and he's no fool
He's hot....

And that's why:

Veeps Hugh it, Stars Hugh it
Arab sheiks in Limo'd cars Hugh it
Let's Hugh It,
Let's shag three Babes

In Spain the wine chalet hosts Hugh it
Wouldn't be surprised if ghosts Hugh it
Let's Hugh It,
Let's shag three Babes

Hot Rock Stars who wed Pam, Hugh it
In their world it's the norm..
Frat guys who cram, Hugh it,
Sneak 'em into the dorm..

Some congressmen..with a yen, Hugh it
Out in Sweden, Jorg and Sven Hugh it,
Let's Hugh It,
Let's shag three babes,

Heavyweight champions who slug..Hugh it
As do wrestlers in halls
Muggers who mug Hugh it
Even seniors at malls..

Tycoons in tents Hugh it
Western cowboys fixin' fence, Hugh it
Let's Hugh It,
Let's bleep three chicks

Let's Hugh it ! Let's Hugh It now !