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Song Parodies -> "Everything Shows"
Original Song Title:
"Everything Goes"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cole Porter
Parody Song Title:
"Everything Shows"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
In those old flicks
Slight epidermis
Would make all the censors nervous
Now, girls skip clothes...
Everything Shows
Cute chorus babes, once
Looked like feather birds
Now, sin with skin
And tether words..
"Ah's" and "Oh's"
Everything Shows..
If scenes in the nude you like,
Kind of lewd you like,
And the crotch you like,
Down a notch you like,
If the rest you like,
Birds in the nest you like,
You're ecstatic, I suppose..
When in a bedroom
Couples gratify
It's guaranteed to satisfy
Voyeur Joes..
Everything Shows
Gone, G-rated
"Rin Tin Tin"-emas
Now that there's sin in cinemas,
Men won't doze..
Everything Shows
Film makers care
Naught 'bout snooty folks,
They're gonna' put big booty pokes
At your nose..
Everything Shows
Hollywood's gone bad today,
No Mom-Dad today,
So long corn today,
There's more porn today,
Big hooter pairs today,
Bring long stares today,
Even from Eskimos..
As theatres
project their sleaziness
Guys in raincoats cause uneasy-
ness..in back rows
Everything Shows
Everything,
Everything,
Everything Shows..
Slight epidermis
Would make all the censors nervous
Now, girls skip clothes...
Everything Shows
Cute chorus babes, once
Looked like feather birds
Now, sin with skin
And tether words..
"Ah's" and "Oh's"
Everything Shows..
If scenes in the nude you like,
Kind of lewd you like,
And the crotch you like,
Down a notch you like,
If the rest you like,
Birds in the nest you like,
You're ecstatic, I suppose..
When in a bedroom
Couples gratify
It's guaranteed to satisfy
Voyeur Joes..
Everything Shows
Gone, G-rated
"Rin Tin Tin"-emas
Now that there's sin in cinemas,
Men won't doze..
Everything Shows
Film makers care
Naught 'bout snooty folks,
They're gonna' put big booty pokes
At your nose..
Everything Shows
Hollywood's gone bad today,
No Mom-Dad today,
So long corn today,
There's more porn today,
Big hooter pairs today,
Bring long stares today,
Even from Eskimos..
As theatres
project their sleaziness
Guys in raincoats cause uneasy-
ness..in back rows
Everything Shows
Everything,
Everything,
Everything Shows..
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Cinematic marvel
great concept and execution....superlative rhyming and pacing as this song rquires
Sir, this is quite well written and the theme is definitely true! Love the lines re: Eskimo's & the 'Guy in the back row" < !!! >
Thanks to Matthais, alvin, and Littlecougar
Patrick Stewart would agree that "I could see everything." 5-5-5
VEry good work with short lines. I, too, like the eskimo line.
Thanks, MrMac, and John
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