Happy jerk day, happy verge* day, baby,
You love it so!

Christine’s handle. . .making love tonight.
That spot is tight and waits for delight
(bated for delight).
Shove in the handle—make your squish come due.
Horned, you’ll be digging in that honey slough
(Bringing honey dew).

You’re bone-free, Christine (Christine);
You’ve got that beam between (beam between)
Your sweet clitty rift, plungin’-fest girl, thighs “member”-reamed
(Thighs member-reamed).

Christine’s handle in that part is stowed—
A prosthetic member. . .horny as a toad
(Horny as a toad).

You’re horny, Christine (Christine);
Feels like there’s steam between (steam between)
Your sweet clitty rift, plungin’-fest girl, thighs velvet-creamed
(Thighs velvet-creamed).

Christine’s dan’ll now depart that node.
That prosthetic member again will be stowed. . .
In her love abode
(This is love a-chode**).


*stick, cane, rod
**a-, suffix meaning “without”