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Song Parodies -> "That’s-a Mores"
Original Song Title:
"That's Amore"
Original Performer:
Dea
Parody Song Title:
"That’s-a Mores"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
When your group says, “Don’t lie!
That’s a big sin in our eyes.”
That’s-a mores.
When your worldview says wine
Imbibing is not fine,
That’s-a mores.
Hell will bring you its stinging things: seraphim sans wings,
And you’ll “sing” voce bellow.
And you’ll stay in the pit all day. “Pity? Zip! No way!!”
Says Satan, tyrant fellow.
“If hotties make you drool,
Don’t hike up your passion tool!”:
That’s-a mores.
“Do not dance, do not beat
And make spout bounding meat you’ve ungloved!
And don’t gawk in between
Uncrossed knees till you’ve seen scene sin orle.*
Cooza see, then you’ll be jackin’ pole, natur’lly. . .
Hand amore.”
*untrimmed
That’s a big sin in our eyes.”
That’s-a mores.
When your worldview says wine
Imbibing is not fine,
That’s-a mores.
Hell will bring you its stinging things: seraphim sans wings,
And you’ll “sing” voce bellow.
And you’ll stay in the pit all day. “Pity? Zip! No way!!”
Says Satan, tyrant fellow.
“If hotties make you drool,
Don’t hike up your passion tool!”:
That’s-a mores.
“Do not dance, do not beat
And make spout bounding meat you’ve ungloved!
And don’t gawk in between
Uncrossed knees till you’ve seen scene sin orle.*
Cooza see, then you’ll be jackin’ pole, natur’lly. . .
Hand amore.”
*untrimmed
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That is such an absolute wonderful song to rhyme to(I did it myself several days ago..)
Hat's off and five more to you...
Excellent!
Especially liked the "don't gawk in between uncrossed knees" part. Had to look up mores - never heard of that one
Fives for your 'scooza-me/cooza-see swaparoony alone!
awesome John, from someone who lives by them a five thing. I'd like to give 6's but that's too more-eh??.. well done my man
"Dea"? I think you left off the rest of the performer's name (Dean Martin). All matters aside, this is great parody, so I gives it 555s.
Thanks, Mark, Jason, Andy, TJC, Malcolm, Person (Dea culpa!).
. . . So, you haven't reformed or changed, Pirate Jack . . . you're still Sir Sweaty!! all my Lenten praying, hasn't curtailed your braying, sir !
John, so glad to see race over. Is it now possible to spend a bit more time on nailing pacing, which should be a breeze for one of your linguistic talent?
When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
When your group says, “Don’t lie! That’s a big sin in our eyes. .. "big" seems a redundant syl.
For someone who knows what "anapestic tetrameter" is (or even can pronounce it), this OS should be easy to follow. Abstaining from voting out of respect -- I might be missing something and you're correct. Otherwise, funny spoof of certain religious mores. Myself, I prefer s'mores. (Sure, go ahead and use that for a follow-up!)
When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie
When your group says, “Don’t lie! That’s a big sin in our eyes. .. "big" seems a redundant syl.
For someone who knows what "anapestic tetrameter" is (or even can pronounce it), this OS should be easy to follow. Abstaining from voting out of respect -- I might be missing something and you're correct. Otherwise, funny spoof of certain religious mores. Myself, I prefer s'mores. (Sure, go ahead and use that for a follow-up!)
sinfully funny
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