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Song Parodies -> "Gods of Bocce"
Original Song Title:
"That's Amore"
Original Performer:
Dean Martin
Parody Song Title:
"Gods of Bocce"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
When looming is springtime, time to bring on the wine.
On to bocce!
We’re limber, fit and fine under silver moonshine,
hot for bocce.
Hell we’ll bring; slinking teams we’ll sting with casinoing,
and we’ll drink vino bello.
Hard we’ll play, whip ’em in the fray, ship them, sad, away—
after a mellow “hello.”
We are stars; they all pule, moving like quaalude mules,
plodding, their play.
We’re tougher, can’t be beat; we won’t suffer defeat…
unheard of.
When we’re under full steam, we’re a sundering team,
gods of bocce.
Victory this will be; licked, the whipped will flee—
lost on bocce.
On to bocce!
We’re limber, fit and fine under silver moonshine,
hot for bocce.
Hell we’ll bring; slinking teams we’ll sting with casinoing,
and we’ll drink vino bello.
Hard we’ll play, whip ’em in the fray, ship them, sad, away—
after a mellow “hello.”
We are stars; they all pule, moving like quaalude mules,
plodding, their play.
We’re tougher, can’t be beat; we won’t suffer defeat…
unheard of.
When we’re under full steam, we’re a sundering team,
gods of bocce.
Victory this will be; licked, the whipped will flee—
lost on bocce.
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The voting system is totally meaningless now. I have noticed for every 111 vote there are 13 555 votes and vice versa. Why hasn’t ChuckyG looked into this yet? I think the voting system should be removed and just have comments instead. I will give this 555 but if I do that then there will be probably 13 111 votes. So I’ll leave my 555a in this comment instead.
Thats a fine idea, Me. We dont even have to get rid of the voting system because some dumb bunny thinks effin around with voting system is just as funny the thousandth time it happens as it was the first time. Just post comments as if there is no voting system ... Now, with JAB, it doesnt matter, because after 5000 parodies, he appears to have a grasp of what works and what doesnt
BTW, I was forced to say dumb bunny as opposed to dumb$h*t, because the website scolded me for use of profanity
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