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Song Parodies -> "I Am Grifting Many Dim-Bulb Chumps"
Original Song Title:
"I Can't Give You Anything but Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Dean Martin
Parody Song Title:
"I Am Grifting Many Dim-Bulb Chumps"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Yep, I am grifting many dim-bulb chumps—babies,
lambs to fleece and sting, easy to bluff—take-ease.
I scheme awhile, then I steal their piles.
Too bad they’ll feel sad, I guess.
I’m a pest, but suckers fall for my line.
They’re so naïve they can’t see my tells—fake-ease.
Diamond bracelets worth lots I lift well from ladies.
Tills drilled, plucking ways I cannot quell—blame me.
So I grift and lift from dim-bulb chumps.
I’m so smooth that they can’t see my tells—babies.
Diamond rings I take then I sell to shady ladies.
Tills filled, sucker plays I cannot quell. Shamed? Me?!
Hell no, my mission’s grifting dim-bulb chumps.
lambs to fleece and sting, easy to bluff—take-ease.
I scheme awhile, then I steal their piles.
Too bad they’ll feel sad, I guess.
I’m a pest, but suckers fall for my line.
They’re so naïve they can’t see my tells—fake-ease.
Diamond bracelets worth lots I lift well from ladies.
Tills drilled, plucking ways I cannot quell—blame me.
So I grift and lift from dim-bulb chumps.
I’m so smooth that they can’t see my tells—babies.
Diamond rings I take then I sell to shady ladies.
Tills filled, sucker plays I cannot quell. Shamed? Me?!
Hell no, my mission’s grifting dim-bulb chumps.
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