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Song Parodies -> "K-Fed, Off Brit's Tit You Fed"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't That a Kick in the Head?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"K-Fed, Off Brit's Tit You Fed"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

How lucky can some shmucks be?
This one was hitched to Britney
And he's no-talented.
Lame sycophant is K-Fed.

This dude is a loser sap,
Can't even succeed in rap.
On his talent he'll float?
Nope, the ahole lacks a mote.

It's the ninth inning;
Creep can't keep leeching off winnings,
Back to his white-trash beginnings.
Ex-wife, at least, is beautiful,
And she's not quite as inbred.
The deadwood she has shed,
Dumped the dick,
Brain finally clicked in her head.

His accounts in the red,
K-Fed, off Brit's tit you fed.

Maybe a loan he'll float?
But who will co-sign the note?

Time to stop milking
The chick and desist from bilking.
Stop hangin' with rapper ilk 'n'
He might have to be dutiful,
Now that he's no longer wed,
Get a job, earn his own bread.
The deal is done, Fedster, no more milking the chick;
Rapper shtik ain't doin' the trick.
Lost the chick;
K-Fed, the tit has been bled.

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Ravyn Rant - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
This was fun to sing along with - really quietly so the rest of the office just thinks I'm humming to myself insanely. (heh heh) Wonderful pacing and funny as hell. 555
alvin rhodes - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
love the OS, love what ya did to it.....5s plus
Red Ant - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Killer tit-le as always, John. "And she's not quite as inbred" had me howling!
John Barry - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ravyn, Alvin, Red Ant.
AFW - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I've been toying with matching something to this old number for a while, too....Good fit here, pacing and theme
Yoidy - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
This has a jazzy, beat feel to it, as if Kevin just hit the road, Jack. 555
Matthias - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Good parody! Great Kevin Bashing!!!
Jack Wilson - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
That was AWESOME!
Chris Kilo - November 17, 2006 - Report this comment
555! Hilarious! In a similar vein, you might like my parody of Tom Waits' "Hang Down Your Head" entitled "Goodbye K-Fed"

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