You call your physician
and get automation
Says - one for prescription..
You push aggravation..
Then you're placed on hold,
off key music plays...

While you are waiting,
You're gettin' chummy with hating..
You know they're playing,
Cards, not obeying,
Chatting and saying
"Make him wait"
You're their plaything..
If you have a doctor to see..
You might as well throw your patience away!

Time slow motions along
Like some wrong speeded song..
Stuck in a hot car,,,you are..
You drive to their office, I said to their office,
And join that living dead crowd
Where the quiet sounds loud!
It's what you hate, mate, waitin' in that office
Waitin' for the doctor, to see!
Bad seating arrangement, magazines are ancient
Tv's, the wrong station, you'll be the last patient
It's a place where...all is baloney-ness..

Stare at the floor, dumb..it's the ultimate boredom
Nerves get unwound there,
Hardly a sound there,
You just wanna' leave there,
No doctor's around there..
Well, doggone,
They've called your name, now
For the good old doctor, to see!

Trail that nursie along..
Know their scale's ten pounds wrong..
Dumped in the small room,..more gloom
Your head's hangin' heavy, I said hangin' heavy,
Start to wish you weren't born,
Could be home watchin' porn!
It just don't rate, mate, sittin' in that office,
Waitin' for the doctor, to see!

Waitin' for the doctor, to see!