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Song Parodies -> "Meth and Snow"
Original Song Title:
"Let It Snow"
Original Performer:
Dean Martin
Parody Song Title:
"Meth and Snow"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Yo, I’m tethered for crime that’s frightful—
Judge’s ire, I hope, ain’t spiteful.
To prison’s where I might go. . .
Let ya know: sellin’ beau[coup] meth and snow.
I shouldn’t have let that cop in,
So before court, I’ll try plea coppin’.
Who knows? They might for it go,
Else I’LL go; sent for Joe, met with Joe.
He’s a shyster, and this he’ll fight
Joe my fate holds in his hands. . .knows tort
Law, and with a plea deal I might
Not even have to face court.
Joe’s “buyin’” my whole supply ’n’
To the street he’ll be supplyin’.
His “fee” ’cause they let me go:
Meth and snow; vendor Joe: meth and snow.
Judge’s ire, I hope, ain’t spiteful.
To prison’s where I might go. . .
Let ya know: sellin’ beau[coup] meth and snow.
I shouldn’t have let that cop in,
So before court, I’ll try plea coppin’.
Who knows? They might for it go,
Else I’LL go; sent for Joe, met with Joe.
He’s a shyster, and this he’ll fight
Joe my fate holds in his hands. . .knows tort
Law, and with a plea deal I might
Not even have to face court.
Joe’s “buyin’” my whole supply ’n’
To the street he’ll be supplyin’.
His “fee” ’cause they let me go:
Meth and snow; vendor Joe: meth and snow.
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