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Song Parodies -> "If Your Fish Is Cooked in Lard"

Original Song Title:

"When You Wish upon a Star"

Original Performer:

Disney

Parody Song Title:

"If Your Fish Is Cooked in Lard"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

If Your Fish Is Cooked in Lard

If your fish is cooked in lard
Your arteries will get hard
Heart-attack risk goes higher. . .
Arterial glue.

If you feed your heart with cream
In a roux spilled on your bream.
If you cook your fish in lard
Vein reaming's due.

If I see your face turn blue,
I'll do CPR on you.
Do not cook your fish in lard—
Throw cream out too.
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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7
Total Votes: 7

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Johnny D - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, JB. There's a bridge verse, though, that goes "Fate is kind / She brings to those who love / The sweet fulfillment of / Their secret longing ". But you did a good job with the verses you chose to include.
Arwen - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Short and sweet...okay...not really sweet...but a great job, anyway! 5s, John...
Kristof Robertson - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
A little bit of magic. 555
John Barry - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, J, A, K. JD--I wimped it on the bridge. . .couldn't think of anything to do with it. I loved your earlier "Piss on a Bar."
M-Dawg - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
cool i liked it very singable! 5's from me
alvin rhodes - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
i suppose you forgot the bridge because you were fishin' off it
TJC - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Top drawer! Your culinary / gastronomic expertise oozes from your excellent collected works like hot brie from a microwaved tofu burger...
jango - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Kitty and I sang it in our best Jiminy Cricket voices. We forgot about the bridge, because we were laughing too hard. 5's!
LOTR Fan - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Not bad, not the funnies ever, but pretty good. 4 and 3s
Holly R - February 09, 2008 - Report this comment
The lyrics may be funny but oh so true! I have been experiencing heart problems lately and now have to change the way I cook.

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