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Song Parodies -> "When You Fish for Hake, Brook, Carp"

Original Song Title:

"When You Wish Upon a Star"

Original Performer:

Disney

Parody Song Title:

"When You Fish for Hake, Brook, Carp"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

When you fish for hake, brook,* carp,
Be sure that you make hook sharp.
Take an ice-cold case of Harp,
That Gaelic brew.

If no carp swim in the stream,
Go to sea and seek some bream.
Swig some sudsy Anchor Steam,
That gay-lick brew.

Either kind
Of these fish I will sup,
I just wish to fill up
My dish. . .throw prawns in.

In your boat on ocean blue,
Throw out bait for skate to chew.
When you fish, don't bitch or carp
Or I'll drown you.

*trout

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
you HAD to know that i'd love this one
AFW - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
No de-baiting...you have good lines here...I cast out fives
Paree Dee - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
You got me, hook, line, and sinker !
John Barry - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, AFW, PD.
MrMacphisto - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
This one had a good hook... 5-5-5
Larry Hensley - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny

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