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Song Parodies -> "When You Fish for Hake, Brook, Carp"
Original Song Title:
"When You Wish Upon a Star"
Original Performer:
Disney
Parody Song Title:
"When You Fish for Hake, Brook, Carp"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
When you fish for hake, brook,* carp,
Be sure that you make hook sharp.
Take an ice-cold case of Harp,
That Gaelic brew.
If no carp swim in the stream,
Go to sea and seek some bream.
Swig some sudsy Anchor Steam,
That gay-lick brew.
Either kind
Of these fish I will sup,
I just wish to fill up
My dish. . .throw prawns in.
In your boat on ocean blue,
Throw out bait for skate to chew.
When you fish, don't bitch or carp
Or I'll drown you.
*trout
Be sure that you make hook sharp.
Take an ice-cold case of Harp,
That Gaelic brew.
If no carp swim in the stream,
Go to sea and seek some bream.
Swig some sudsy Anchor Steam,
That gay-lick brew.
Either kind
Of these fish I will sup,
I just wish to fill up
My dish. . .throw prawns in.
In your boat on ocean blue,
Throw out bait for skate to chew.
When you fish, don't bitch or carp
Or I'll drown you.
*trout
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you HAD to know that i'd love this one
No de-baiting...you have good lines here...I cast out fives
You got me, hook, line, and sinker !
Thanks, Alvin, AFW, PD.
This one had a good hook... 5-5-5
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