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Song Parodies -> "When You Schuss Into a Spar"
Original Song Title:
"When You Wish Upon a Star"
Original Performer:
Disney Songs
Parody Song Title:
"When You Schuss Into a Spar"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
When you schuss into a spar-
like tree, hard as a steel bar
And tall as a steeple spire,
You’re black and blue.
So you start to moan, then scream
Out for the ski-patrol team.
When you schuss into a spar,
You’ll really rue.
A straight line
Into a tree is dumb,
And bad feelings will come
From branches pronging
Like a bolt that’s pounded through
Straight into visceral goo.
When you schuss into a spar.
You’ll squeal, “Boo-hoo!”
A straight line
Into a tree will come
If turning isn’t done.
Hot-dogging: wrong thing.
In the bowl, won’t find a yew;
Gracing the sides: quite a few.
Instead, schuss down to the bar
And drain a brew.
like tree, hard as a steel bar
And tall as a steeple spire,
You’re black and blue.
So you start to moan, then scream
Out for the ski-patrol team.
When you schuss into a spar,
You’ll really rue.
A straight line
Into a tree is dumb,
And bad feelings will come
From branches pronging
Like a bolt that’s pounded through
Straight into visceral goo.
When you schuss into a spar.
You’ll squeal, “Boo-hoo!”
A straight line
Into a tree will come
If turning isn’t done.
Hot-dogging: wrong thing.
In the bowl, won’t find a yew;
Gracing the sides: quite a few.
Instead, schuss down to the bar
And drain a brew.
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