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Song Parodies -> "When You Schuss Into a Spar"

Original Song Title:

"When You Wish Upon a Star"

Original Performer:

Disney Songs

Parody Song Title:

"When You Schuss Into a Spar"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

When you schuss into a spar-
like tree, hard as a steel bar
And tall as a steeple spire,
You’re black and blue.

So you start to moan, then scream
Out for the ski-patrol team.
When you schuss into a spar,
You’ll really rue.

A straight line
Into a tree is dumb,
And bad feelings will come
From branches pronging
Like a bolt that’s pounded through
Straight into visceral goo.
When you schuss into a spar.
You’ll squeal, “Boo-hoo!”

A straight line
Into a tree will come
If turning isn’t done.
Hot-dogging: wrong thing.

In the bowl, won’t find a yew;
Gracing the sides: quite a few.
Instead, schuss down to the bar
And drain a brew.

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