If you believe that the stars
rule your life, I’ve got a bar-gain:
a bridge to Brooklyn I will sell to you.

The price will not be too steep;
I can get it for you cheap.
Tolls paid by drivers in cars
will fast accrue.

Fate’s defined
by glowing orbs above
that bring fulfillment of your every longing.

After all that dough accrues,
you’ll have enough for a cruise.
You can travel very far…
have great star views.

Price of the cruise may be steep,
but the stars say, “Don’t be cheap!”
Whether you’re on port or star-board,
it’s for you.

Fate’s defined
by glowing orbs above
you can watch from sunset till early morning.

Stars say, “You’re in for bad news:
You will not finish the cruise.”
You’re killed by a falling spar
dropped by the crews.